I would like to know how you improve language ergonomics without unfucking the absolute catastrophe that is C++ syntax

RT @awesomekling@twitter.com

Things everyday C++ developers want in a C++ successor:

✅ The power of C++ but with better...
👉 Safety
👉 Ergonomics
👉 Build times
👉 Package management

Things everyday C++ developers don't care about:
❌ Arbitrary syntax changes
❌ "Committee bad!"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/awesomekling/statu

"yes this person seems interesting I would like to follow them"

[entire timeline gets completely flooded by their posts]

"hmmmmmm"

The only reason I want to be a millionaire is so I have a chance to afford the inevitable million-dollar cancer cure I'm sure we're going to invent in 20 years. cnn.com/2022/11/23/health/hemo

𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠

Every single job, every single side-project, every single programming language I have ever worked with has eventually devolved into unfucking a build system, somewhere, somehow.

“at approximately 6:45 PM on the night of June 14th, workers began to read data from the TCP socket and write it to an array. but, unbeknownst to the plant operators, these writes were not bounds checked.”

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I don't feel anything about mass shootings of any kind anymore. I don't think any normal person has the emotional capacity to actually process a constant stream of death and suffering in any meaningful way.

RT @JimSterling@twitter.com

The utter glee I’ve been seeing over LGBTQ+ people dying in a mass shooting is beyond my capability to even feel anything. All I feel anymore is tired. Tired of them all.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JimSterling/status

RT @cultofthelamb@twitter.com

Cult of the Lamb won Best Indie Game at the @GoldenJoysticks@twitter.com!!!

Thank you, thank you so much to our community for always praising the Lamb 🙏🐑

🐦🔗: twitter.com/cultofthelamb/stat

It is the 10th Anniversary of the Friendship is Magic Fanfiction "Friendship is Optimal". And we still haven't put enough funding into making that kind of AI real.

Maximize human values through ponies and friendship.

The key to doing this is finding other people who want to shave the same yaks you do. We need more group efforts to rebuild computing from the ground up, because if we don't, we'll be stuck in PDP-11 hell forever.

RT @__phantomderp@twitter.com

I guess after I build my own compilers I'll build my own social media too, and then build my own libc and my own operating system, and make my own standard for C code, and...

🐦🔗: twitter.com/__phantomderp/stat

RT @BoozyBadger@twitter.com

One it my children just read my Twitter and screamed “Dammit, one of my friends follows you.”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BoozyBadger/status

RT @Bigcheesegs@twitter.com

You don't need a STEM degree to know any of this. Don't underestimate self driven learning. twitter.com/WalterBright/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Bigcheesegs/status

Quick guide to http status codes

1xx wait a sec
2xx there you go
3xx fuck off
4xx fuck you
5xx fuck

Compiler, I'm writing a program and I need your strongest types.

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Equestria Social Network

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Equestria.Social (EQS) est une instance Mastodon pour tous les fans de poneys, créée pour fédérer les Bronies et Pegasisters voulant rejoindre le "fediverse", et ceux déjà présents ! Mais nous sommes ouverts à tous !

Equestria.Social (EQS) is a Mastodon instance for all pony fans, created to federate Bronies and Pegasisters wanting to join the fediverse, and those already present ! But we are opened to everyone !


Nos copains ! (Aussi fans de poneys)

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Radio Brony

Webradio Brony

Brony Webradio

Canterlot Comics

Bibliothèque de comics

Comics library

Le Poney Blanc

Magazine autour de MLP

Magazine about MLP

New Lunar Republic

Streaming MLP

MLP streaming

MLP France

Streaming MLP

MLP streaming

Need for Ponies

Streaming MLP

MLP streaming


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