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My Little Pony will be intersectional, or it will be bullshit.

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The beast that shouted “everypony!” at the heart of the world

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Hello, new friends! I love the old out of print comics and I like to post them in all their faded papery glory.

I love and folk , , , and little ponies in slightly twisted tales with a bit of patriarch thrashing. I'm rooted in the and I think I might’ve grown up in but escaped… somehow. This is my strange, safe little place now.

🙋‍♂

I was brushing my teeth when the light flickered.

I thought little of it until I was gargling and remembered; this bathroom has a skylight. I had not needed to switch on the light.

I reasoned anything could have briefly flown or blown over to cause the odd light effect but then the sun flickered again.

The light dimmed rapidly as I ran out to the street.

A chill swept over everyone as it became clear; someone had switched off our sun.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Paranormal

Uncontroversial 

I can't wait to go home and be too tired to do all the stuff I want to do and to forget all the stuff I need to do

It is oppression to tell me to shut up because you don't want to hear about hentai I have rights #FreeSpeech

Gonna reply guy somebody? Consider my favorite acronym: DONT

Don't
Oh do not
No I'm serious do not do it
This is not a thing you should do

Hey Vim people! Following a random moment of hyperfixation, I've written a (hopefully) handy Markdown sheet about how to properly configure Vim's indentation settings!

You can find it here:
gist.github.com/LunarLambda/4c

Questions and feedback are welcome! :3

silly D&D idea 

the word "anypony" in my little pony replacing "anybody" implies that ponies dont have bodies

They were singing;

I, I really like pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee 'cause I heard they had pie
All the good old boys were eating some pie
Singing "All of us really like pie"

We watched the unhappy vampire through the store door.
"Should I invite him? They can only enter if invited."
"We have a large 'Welcome in' sign. He's invited."
"So why isn't he coming in?"
"Automatic door. The camera can't see him."
"Oh. Accessibility fail."
"Yeah. Go open it."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@g1comics i will never know peace; no other beverage can hope to satisfy me after learning the secret taste of sparkling liquid metal

OH NO

there's a followup to the "I HERD THAT" cow

Cow was four thread colors; this one's seven. 🤔

Oh who am I kidding, I'm buying that design so I can make cow puns for one side of the family and bird puns for the other. Just gotta decide which side is worth more thread changes...

my most extreme headcanons on equestria postulates that canterlot runs trams underground

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