Not Princess Molestia @sunbutt@equestria.social

Un nyan cat bien particulier. https://t.co/JAUP3Kinym

Source : http://derpibooru.org/1157145
#Brony #MLPFiM #MyLittlePony

Source : http://derpibooru.org/989132
#Brony #MLPFiM #MyLittlePony #Scenery #Art

Rarity licked @sunbutt's ponut at the later's instruction as a new way to interact with other mares. If this is successful, she will never again need to embarrass herself chasing stallions.

At long last, the world premier of #CookingWithCharizard! Today's episode is all about #Ozone brownies (with the implication that these #brownies are full of #pot, #weed, and #marijuana), so it's technically about #baking (#BakingWithCharizard? Either way, I'm a fire-type and therefore an #expertchef by default)

#Ingredients:
⅓ cup #flour
¼ #teaspoon baking #powder
3 #tablespoons #shortening (#butter works fine)
¾ #cup sugar (#brown works #great)
Dash of #salt
2 tablespoons #corn syrup
1 beaten #egg
1 #square baking #chocolate
1 #tablespoon #vanilla (no #kink)
¾ cup chopped #nuts (#optional)
A #coffee grinder half #full, finely #ground

#Notes:
The #cornsyrup seems to be key to the whole thing.
There is no #need to #clean the #active #ingredient, just #stuff it in there #whole.
Make a pot of coffee afterwards without cleaning the #grinder (use of #grindr is optional).

#Procedure:
Mix shortening, #sugar, corn #syrup, & egg;
#Sift in flour, #bakingpowder, & salt;
#Stir in #chocolate and #everything else.
Put in #greased 8" #pan (#glass is #best),
#Bake 20 #minutes at 350°F,
Let #cool.
Cut into 8 pieces,
#test #carefully.

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#Links:

#Audio #montage (#JCHF #podcast #episode) starring myself (both my usual self and as @MCX after #snorting a #megastone for that #mega #evolution #voice), Princesses @Celestia and @Luna, @USBhump , @carcetti2020, #Wario, @omar_pony, @Wishbone, @USBloveDog, both ponies of @lyrabon, @raikou's spark, @lapras with suggestions to the montage guys, @realjdw, Cap'n #JackSparrow, @portpupper, and about an additional half-dozen accessories to the crime from the communities of #nerds throughout the #Midwest #USA.
http://jerkcityhifi.com/1534.html#1534
(edited together by some folks who I do not believe are on #Masto)

Original #jerkcity (what with the #boners, #MS #Comic #Chat, #JimWoodring #ComicChat and all): http://jerkcity.com/_jerkcity1534.html

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I'll post this with #LaTeX source as a separate #roar and hope I can convince @fast_food to start serving these soon. The added #searchability from all the #hashtag #spam should help. https://monsterpit.net/media/UcNyPPM9YMEW2RDp5nA

Don’t be fooled, #Umbreon. She’s not an #Espeon. She just uses telekinesis & mind control, attacks your future, and really, really looks like one now that I’m thinking about it.

"anyway here's a picture of a horse if that helps" https://bonequest.com/7000

#Machoke me #daddy

#pokemonoftheday #potd

Yo @charizard, here's a better #recipe to share with @fast_food: #LuckyCharms (#Lucky #Charms, as you'd call them, so I'll #give a #hashtag to #every #word).

#Pink #Hearts 💗
#Yellow #Moons 🌝 (for Princess @Luna)
#Orange #Stars 🌟
#Green #Clovers 🍀
#Blue #Diamonds 🔷 (if Miss #Rarity ran her botique's #socialmedia presence, I'd tag her here)
#Purple #Bruises 🍆
#Fat #Boners 🍆

I've even got links as well! I'm as spiky as @raikou likes to be today!
https://jerkcityhifi.com/1118.mp3 (note how this one is a #hotlink the audio file this time!)
http://jerkcity.com/_jerkcity1118.html (featuring some guy with the same #MySpace pic as an always-yelling @Edelwood)

#1652068 - https://derpibooru.org/1652068 https://t.co/cF9U4z6tg7