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tl;dr: Nothing that would possibly stain our white coat, please!

erotic MLP microfiction 

Rarity licked @sunbutt's ponut at the later's instruction as a new way to interact with other mares. If this is successful, she will never again need to embarrass herself chasing stallions.

Cooking With Charizard S01E01: Pot Brownie Recipe (Ozone Brownies) 

At long last, the world premier of #CookingWithCharizard! Today's episode is all about #Ozone brownies (with the implication that these #brownies are full of #pot, #weed, and #marijuana), so it's technically about #baking (#BakingWithCharizard? Either way, I'm a fire-type and therefore an #expertchef by default)

#Ingredients:
⅓ cup #flour
¼ #teaspoon baking #powder
3 #tablespoons #shortening (#butter works fine)
¾ #cup sugar (#brown works #great)
Dash of #salt
2 tablespoons #corn syrup
1 beaten #egg
1 #square baking #chocolate
1 #tablespoon #vanilla (no #kink)
¾ cup chopped #nuts (#optional)
A #coffee grinder half #full, finely #ground

#Notes:
The #cornsyrup seems to be key to the whole thing.
There is no #need to #clean the #active #ingredient, just #stuff it in there #whole.
Make a pot of coffee afterwards without cleaning the #grinder (use of #grindr is optional).

#Procedure:
Mix shortening, #sugar, corn #syrup, & egg;
#Sift in flour, #bakingpowder, & salt;
#Stir in #chocolate and #everything else.
Put in #greased 8" #pan (#glass is #best),
#Bake 20 #minutes at 350°F,
Let #cool.
Cut into 8 pieces,
#test #carefully.

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#Links:

#Audio #montage (#JCHF #podcast #episode) starring myself (both my usual self and as @MCX after #snorting a #megastone for that #mega #evolution #voice), Princesses @Celestia and @Luna, @USBhump , @carcetti2020, #Wario, @omar_pony, @Wishbone, @USBloveDog, both ponies of @lyrabon, @raikou's spark, @lapras with suggestions to the montage guys, @realjdw, Cap'n #JackSparrow, @portpupper, and about an additional half-dozen accessories to the crime from the communities of #nerds throughout the #Midwest #USA.
jerkcityhifi.com/1534.html#153
(edited together by some folks who I do not believe are on #Masto)

Original #jerkcity (what with the #boners, #MS #Comic #Chat, #JimWoodring #ComicChat and all): jerkcity.com/_jerkcity1534.htm

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I'll post this with #LaTeX source as a separate #roar and hope I can convince @fast_food to start serving these soon. The added #searchability from all the #hashtag #spam should help. monsterpit.net/media/UcNyPPM9Y

Don’t be fooled, #Umbreon. She’s not an #Espeon. She just uses telekinesis & mind control, attacks your future, and really, really looks like one now that I’m thinking about it.

horny mare coming through 

Enjoying the last rays of sunshine on my horse vajoo

It’s the First of May: this means that pasture breeding season has officially began!!!!!!! Get out of those stables and barns and make next year’s foals outside!!!!!

If we were a , we, too, would W.T.C.I.R.D.

She is clearly the type to flutter her wings under the barrel of any stallion lucky enough to cover her.

royal surprise that we finally found a community where there isn’t much clop of fillies 

By , , and ! This is the first community of I’ve seen where I have not needed to give constant that are not and there are other necessary markers that a pony is an . Our fillies are not for lewd & sexual pictures.

Cooking With Charizard S01E02: Lucky Charms 

Yo @charizard, here's a better #recipe to share with @fast_food: #LuckyCharms (#Lucky #Charms, as you'd call them, so I'll #give a #hashtag to #every #word).

#Pink #Hearts 💗
#Yellow #Moons 🌝 (for Princess @Luna)
#Orange #Stars 🌟
#Green #Clovers 🍀
#Blue #Diamonds 🔷 (if Miss #Rarity ran her botique's #socialmedia presence, I'd tag her here)
#Purple #Bruises 🍆
#Fat #Boners 🍆

I've even got links as well! I'm as spiky as @raikou likes to be today!
jerkcityhifi.com/1118.mp3 (note how this one is a #hotlink the audio file this time!)
jerkcity.com/_jerkcity1118.htm (featuring some guy with the same #MySpace pic as an always-yelling @Edelwood)

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Si vous ne recevez pas le mail de confirmation, essayez de regarder dans le dossier spam ou essayez une autre adresse, certains fournisseurs de mail bloquent le mail de confirmation.
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Equestria.Social (EQS) is a Mastodon instance for all pony fans, created to federate Bronies and Pegasisters wanting to join the fediverse, and those already present ! But we are opened to everyone !

Equestria.Social (EQS) est une instance Mastodon pour tous les fans de poneys, créée pour fédérer les Bronies et Pegasisters voulant rejoindre le "fediverse", et ceux déjà présents ! Mais nous sommes ouverts à tous !

Equestria.Social (EQS) is a Mastodon instance for all pony fans, created to federate Bronies and Pegasisters wanting to join the fediverse, and those already present ! But we are opened to everyone !


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Radio Brony

Webradio Brony

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Canterlot Comics

Bibliothèque de comics

Comics library

Le Poney Blanc

Magazine autour de MLP

Magazine about MLP

Bronies .fr

Calendrier de meet-ups Bronies

Bronies meet-ups calendar

New Lunar Republic

Streaming MLP

MLP streaming

MLP France

Streaming MLP

MLP streaming

Need for Ponies

Streaming MLP

MLP streaming


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